206 Quotes by Dick Cavett

I have yet to see one of those Comedy Central shows with multiple standup comics that doesn't include someone the size of the Hindenburg.

I haven't ever found any great writing on that wonderful and often unappreciated art form, the insult.

I love my own coincidences and love to hear other peoples' stories.

I'm not freakishly short. I had, on my show, used shortness as a joke subject; it didn't really bother me.

I'm not the guy with the enormous comedy nose or the big feet or the bad posture or the whatever; a physical comic has certain things.

I've actually gotten so I don't associate television with entertainment very much.

In relative youth, we assume we'll remember everything. Someone should urge the young to think otherwise.

It takes a certain amount of guts to go to your class reunions.

It's lamented that the youth get their news from Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. It's lamentable that they get more from them than from the news.