179 Quotes by Dick Gregory

"If democracy is such a good thing, let's have more of it."

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"I feel that the same God-force that is the mother and father of the Pope is also the mother and father of the loneliest wino on the planet."

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"In the South they don't mind how close I get, so long as I don't get too big. In the North they don't mind how big I get, so long as I don't get too close."

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"Martin Luther King taught us all nonviolence. I was told to extend nonviolence to the mother and her calf."

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"I didn't realize, when I decided to be a comic, that a black person had never been allowed to stand flat-footed in America and talk to white folks. It never happened before."

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"Revolution ain't nothing but an extent of evolution; Evolution is a fact of nature. So when old folks tell me that they don't understand hip hop and the music is too loud, well I guess it means you're not supposed to be in there."

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"Laughter is the best way to release tensions and fears."

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"...Pets are found to suffer from all the ailments known to the human..."

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"Race baiters and discriminators may go underground, but they never move out of town."

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"People keep telling me about the white race and the black race - and it really doesn't make sense. I played Miami, met a fellow two shades darker than me - and his name was Ginsberg! Took my place in two sit-in demonstrations - nobody knew the difference. The he tried for a third lunch counter and blew the whole bit ... asked for blintzes."

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