179 Quotes by Dick Gregory

I used to get letters saying, 'I didn't know black children and white children were the same.'

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.

Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.

Every holiday on the calendar, I check in a hotel and fast - I don't eat, I don't drink, I don't talk.

Riches do not delight us so much with their possession, as torment us with their loss.

My mother was the sweetest lady who ever lived on this planet, but if you tried to tell her that Jesus wasn't a Christian, she would stomp you to death.

To me, seeing a really great comedian is a bit like watching a musician or a poet.

You know, I always say white is not a colour, white is an attitude, and if you haven't got trillions of dollars in the bank that you don't need, you can't be white.

I tell people, 'If you want to send a message to the White House, call my house.