179 Quotes by Dick Gregory

"Baseball is very big with my people. It figures. It's the only way we can get to shake a bat at a white man without starting a riot."

"I won't say I'm out of condition now - but I even puff going downstairs."

"Some kind of way, we have to say enough is enough."

"A friend of mine who works for naval intelligence said an aerial satellite revealed that 1.9 million attended the event in 1995. But if they would have had a rumble at the march the newspapers would have said that 75 million Afro-Americans were there."

"At the very last moment, Nature would force you to blink your eye. Nature will protect her own."

"Eating liver out of a cow's body is like eating the filter out of a car."

"What happens to Black Folks today, happens to White Folks tomorrow."

"No being should be killed. No being should be unloved."

"Once we used to have to crank up our cars, now you can pop it on from inside your house. Everything has changed except how we get freedom."

"A Klaner (KKK) is a cat who gets out of bed in the middle of the night and takes his sheet with him."