287 Quotes by Dick Van Dyke

So I think we're kind of an alternate choice for people who have had it with sex and violence.

I hear music and my feet just start moving.

I wanted to be a radio announcer.

I married somebody half my age, and everybody thought I was crazy, but she is just an absolute angel.

I like 'The Office.' I particularly like the British version with Ricky Gervais. Of course, I liked the 'Seinfeld' show a lot. I thought that was an awfully good show.

Moses probably danced a little, right? You don't part the Red Sea without having some moves.

My brother and I laughed a lot as kids. We came up in the middle of the Depression, and neither one of us knew we were poor. We had nothing, but we didn't know it.

Somebody asked what I wanted on my gravestone. I'm just going to put: 'Glad I Could Help.'

My wife, as proud as she was of me, hated show business for good reasons. There was something about the spouse always being pushed out of the way, shoved aside. She wanted to get away from it.