287 Quotes by Dick Van Dyke

Everyone should dance. And everyone should sing. People say, 'Well, I can't sing.' Everybody can sing. That you do it badly is no reason not to sing.

I'm the Steven Spielberg of Malibu.

Pandering to the scandal hungry public is a total lack of responsible journalism.

My life has been a magnificent indulgence.

Somebody sent me a British magazine listing the 20 worst dialects ever done in movies. I was No. 2, with the worst Cockney accent ever done. No. 1 was Sean Connery, because he uses his Scottish brogue no matter what he's playing.

I have a beautiful, young wife who sings and dances, so there's a lot of duetting going on at my house.

The first time I met Mary Tyler Moore, I thought she was just beautiful, but I thought she was a little young.

As for my studies in school, I was a solid student. I was strong in English and Latin, but I got lost anytime the subject included math. I wish I had paid more attention to biology and science in general, subjects that came to interest me as an adult. I could have gotten better marks, but I never took a book home, never did homework.

I was born in the Coolidge administration. Can you believe that? So I've seen a lot of politics.