287 Quotes by Dick Van Dyke

My memory's not too good.

There are no sure answers, only better questions.

Divorce is something that I never dreamed would happen to me. But it did.

I have a lot of friends who say that one of the freedoms of being older is you don't care what other people think, which I don't think is right. You care what other people think, but if you're comfortable in your own skin, that doesn't bother you.

Here's the truth. Your teens and twenties are your Plan A. At 50, you're assessing whether Plan B or Plan C or any of the other plans you hatched actually worked. Your sixties and seventies, they're an improvisation.

That rule about having to act one's age? I just don't buy it.

My maternal grandfather owned a grocery store that also sold kosher meat. He did well.

When I was a kid, I had ambitions for being a television announcer, which was before television took off, you know, in the late '40s.

My career is over. I'm just playing now and having a great time. I like to keep busy, and I'm doing what's fun for me.