287 Quotes by Dick Van Dyke

I'm kind of proud of being a love child.

I love to harmonize.

I'm a very neat person.

There are no more Walt Disneys anymore.

Unfortunately, the spouses of performers have a terrible, terrible life. They get shunted aside, pushed aside, ignored.

In Bernie Sanders, I see a man saying that the emperor has no clothes while everyone around him insists they see clothes. Whether or not he makes it to the White House, I hope and pray that everyone hears the alarm he is sounding now; it may be the last voice we ever hear.

The thing I'm most proud of is my family, the way they've turned out.

If I'd known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.

All that nipping and tucking doesn't make you look younger - only stranger.