287 Quotes by Dick Van Dyke

I watch 'Al Jazeera.' They have news that you can't find anywhere else. They do great documentaries, too.

I don't play golf. I have more fun singing and dancing.

I don't have any children; I have four middle-aged people.

Do you know that I was the anchor on the 'CBS Morning Show?' And my newsman was Walter Cronkite.

But once we got on the air, everybody except Morey Amsterdam pretty much stuck to the script.

You're going to die. That's going to happen. What matters is what you do with your time before you get flushed out.

All of us involved say 'The Dick Van Dyke Show' was the best five years of our lives. We were like otters at play.

A lot of violence, a lot of gore in it, and I just didn't want to do that kind of thing.

I've retired so many times now it's getting to be a habit.