55 Quotes by Dizzy Dean

I know who's the best pitcher I ever see and it's old Satchel Paige, that big lanky colored boy. My fastball looks like a change of pace alongside that little pistol bullet ole Satchel (Paige) shoots up to the plate.

A lot of folks that ain't saying 'ain't,' ain't eating.

He (Branch Rickey) must think I went to the Massachesetts Constitution of Technology.

Sure I eat what I advertise. Sure I eat Wheaties for breakfast. A good bowl of Wheaties with bourbon can't be beat.

It ain't braggin' if you really done it.

I ain't what I used to be, but who the hell is?

Let the teachers learn the kids English. Ol' Diz will learn the kids baseball.

Me and Paul (Dean) will probably win forty games (they won forty-nine).

If Satch (Paige) and I were pitching on the same team, we would clinch the pennant by July fourth and go fishing until World Series time.