82 Quotes by Dmitry Dyatlov
"So... I've been thinking about starting a wedding planning Business... You know, like an arranged marriage sort of thing. So... who wants to be in the presence of True Love??"
"I am not a licensed anything because that usually means that you're a useless piece of shit."
"ANYONE WITH 16 YRS OF SOBRIETY SHOULD GET A FUCKING OSCAR"
"I hate having to repeat myself, but sometimes there is really nothing else to say"
"I don't mind getting a job, but You need to understand that I have an 80 foot motor yacht on my Vision board."
"Tim Ferriss, Rogaine, Brian Rose, Rich Roll... etc. how do they get away with this shit. Have long talks with mostly uninteresting characters, and sometimes they just fucking interview each other. How do I get in on the action. On this little scam. Just kidding. I have better things to do. I got Runescape. Sometimes I watch Mishlove. At least he talks to dogs and poltergeists."
"you have to find the words to make it sound important"
"The first Amendment, in the US, says Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion... However, since some recent presidents don't read too much, and most of Congress apparently is very Jew-sponsored, they tend to interpret that as... let's try to do whatever the hell the Zionist fascists tell us...... a little sad... it's all a little sad around here. Tell it like it is. Tell it like it is, goddamn it."