53 Quotes by Dominic Holland

I've written 'Eclipsed' as a funny story. It is completely bonkers.

I have tried many times to write a TV sitcom - with little success.

I am a professional comedian, a published novelist, and a general wit for hire.

I always think stand-up is the most brutal environment for a comedian.

It is the natural order of things that successive generations will achieve more than their predecessors.

The garden is something I always try to get into, but it always beats me.

It's because finance is so baffling that makes being an economist such a safe option. It nestles down comfortably with psychiatry and astrology as a profession where getting it patently wrong is just not a problem - and also, rather wonderfully, seems to have no adverse affect on their professional standing whatsoever.

Seeing a full room of punters queuing for my show is always heartening.

I don't like false modesty.