53 Quotes by Dominic Holland

Growing up, I was always enthralled by Ronnie Barker. He made my dad howl with laughter, which always intrigued me, and he had the rare gift of being as good a performer as he was a writer.

Never trust a television executive.

I was spectacularly average at school, while my two brothers did really well academically. But my dad never said I didn't try hard enough. He knew I did my best.

I got heckled by a woman, and my riposte fixed upon her unfortunate hair texture, only for her to remove her wig and reveal to the room the horrors of chemotherapy.

I like to call myself numerically dyslexic, but officially, I am mathematically thick.

I had a crisis of confidence and ran away from being a standup for a while.

It's not cool to be star-struck.

I must say that I am rather partial to funny dog videos.