75 Quotes by Don Herold

[Reviewing a production of Uncle Tom's Cabin] The dogs were poorly supported by the cast.

Some people have nothing but experience.

Methods of locomotion have improved greatly in recent years, but places to go remain about the same.

If I had my life to live over, I would try to make more mistakes. I would relax. I would be sillier than I have been this trip. I know of very few things that I would take seriously. I would be less hygienic. I would go more places. I would climb more mountains and swim more rivers. I would eat more ice cream and less spinach. I would have more actual troubles and fewer imaginary troubles.

Be kind to dumb people.

Gentlemen prefer blondes, but take what they can get.

Conversation: The slowest form of human communication.

I had, out of my sixty teachers, a scant half dozen who couldn't have been supplanted by phonographs.

Nobody ever looked up and saw a good shot.