75 Quotes by Don Herold

Poverty must have its satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people

A humorist is a man who feels bad but feels good about it

It's a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter

The road to hell is thick with taxicabs

Don’t ever slam a door, you might want to go back.

If I had my life to live over, I’d pick more daisies.

Intellectuals should never marry; they won’t enjoy it; and besides, they should not reproduce themselves.

I wish I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours. If all you can see is your shadow, you’re blocking your own light. If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I’d have fewer imaginary ones.

If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I’d have fewer imaginary ones.