19 Quotes by Don Imus

Don't do acid, kids.

He didn't shoot Harry on purpose, but you're handling this horribly and you're just trying to spin me.

I wonder about guys like Sean Hannity, Keith Olbermann and Mark Levin. They're on such a mission. I mean, I love Hannity and Levin to death, but on the radio they're insane. How can you keep that up?

I talk to millions of people every day. I just like it when they can't talk back.

I'm Howard Stern with a vocabulary. I'm the man he wishes he could be.

I would rather go to Baghdad than go to a professional basketball game.

I'm in a unique position - I can do what I want.

I'm so happy, I think I'll dress up like J. Edgar Hoover and sing show tunes.

My goal is to goad people into saying something that ruins their life.