29 Quotes by Donna AnnMarie Smith

The second issue, which was a big one, her hands shook like she had DTs. I was tempted to go to the liquor store and get her a bottle of Jack to calm her down. The rest of her body was completely still except at the wrists. Strangest thing I’d ever seen. Vibrators for hands.

It was like Jerry McGuire. I was poor, starstruck Dorothy—minus the kid and the vagina—and Ben was Show Me the Money Jerry and he never gave me a chance to have him at hello.” “I have no clue what you just said.”He waved me off. “I’m well aware, but it was a perfect comparison that shouldn’t go to waste.

Twenty seconds later, I was immersed in every straight man’s fantasy. Boobville. Then…more than Boobville. Wow. Were thongs really that popular? How did they not ride up and itch all day? And how in God’s name did you put a pad in those things?

I was held together by one thread that was black and frayed, and the end of it was tied to Maggie. She had unwittingly pulled on it, loosening the already loose knitting until I was nothing more than a pile of tangled string, completely unraveled.

The good news is my almost-boyfriend was ready to pound Eric’s face for you.” “Almost-boyfriend? Don’t you gays usually move a lot faster than this? I thought you were supposed to shack up together on the second date and adopt a cat so you had something to dress up in a tutu.

Confusion and shame rode me hard, and as much as I knew it was wrong, I needed to keep a distance from her. I couldn’t care about her. Maggie was temporary, and when she was gone, that hole I desperately tried to patch over would rip right back open. There was no point in letting her in.

Maggie had no clue that looking at her was like being stabbed in the gut. No clue that she ripped my heart to pieces by just standing in front of me. This girl had no clue that her very existence shredded my soul.

The girl was a walking heartache and there was no doubt she could break what little of me there was left.

What are you gonna do? Fill their shampoo bottles with Nair?”“I’d do that shit in a heartbeat.