373 Quotes by Dorothy Parker

Hollywood money isn’t money. It’s congealed snow, melts in your hand, and there you are.

Eternity is a ham and two people.

Writing well is the best revenge.

Summer makes me drowsy. Autumn makes me sing. Winter’s pretty lousy, but I hate Spring.

Mrs. Whittaker’s dress was always studiously suited to its occasion; thus, her bearing had always that calm that only the correctly attired may enjoy.

If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.

Everybody’s got their troubles.

It is that word ‘hunny,’ my darlings, that marks the first place in The House at Pooh Corner at which Tonstant Weader fwowed up.

On being told of the death of former President Calvin Coolidge: How could they tell?