373 Quotes by Dorothy Parker

At birth the Devil touched my tongue.

Travel, trouble, music, art, a kiss, a frock, a rhyme – I never said they feed my heart, but still they pass my time.

The ones I like are ‘cheque’ and ‘enclosed.’

Go to the Martin Beck Theatre and watch Katherine Hepburn run the gamut of emotions from A to B.

Please don’t let me hope, dear God. Please don’t. I.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Some men break your heart in two, Some men fawn and flatter, Some men never look at you; And that cleans up the matter.

The Swiss are a neat and an industrious people, none of whom is under seventy-five years of age.

Friends come and go but I wouldn’t have thought you’d be one of them.