373 Quotes by Dorothy Parker

Honest, I won’t ever do it again. I’ll go straight, after this. I’ll never go to bed again, if I can only sleep now.

The only useful thing I ever learned in school was that if you spit on your eraser it erased ink.

There is entirely too much charm around, and something must be done to stop it.

If I had any decency, I’d be dead. Most of my friends are.

By the time you swear you’re his, Shivering and sighing. And he vows his passion is, Infinite, undying. Lady make note of this – One of you is lying.

The affair between Margot Asquinth and Margot Asquinth will live as one of the prettiest love stories in all literature.

A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.

When your bank account is so overdrawn that it is positively photographic, steps must be taken.

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?