373 Quotes by Dorothy Parker

Men seldom make passes / At girls who wear glasses.

Myrtilla's tripping down the street, / In Easter finery. / The Easter blooms are not more sweet / And radiant-hued than she.

By the time you swear you're his, / Shivering and sighing, / And he vows his passion is / Infinite, undying — / One of you is lying.

The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires.