44 Quotes by Dorothy Rothschild Parker

If all the girls at Brandeis were laid end-to-end, I wouldn't be surprised

Her mind lives tidily, apart/ From cold and noise and pain,/ And bolts the door against her heart,/ Out wailing in the rain.

I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.

Some men break your heart in two,/ Some men fawn and flatter,/ Some men never look at you;/ And that cleans up the matter.

Look at him, a rhinestone in the rough.

Lips that taste of tears, they say/ Are the best for kissing.

That woman speaks eight languages and can't say no in any of them.

Most good women are hidden treasures who are only safe because nobody looks for them.

Why is it no one ever sent me yet one perfect limousine, do you suppose? Ah no, it's always just my luck to get one perfect rose.