44 Quotes by Dorothy Rothschild Parker

As only New Yorkers know, if you can get through the twilight, you'll live through the night.

This book is not to be tossed lightly aside, but to be hurled with great force.

There must be courage; there must be no awe. There must be criticism, for humor, to my mind, is encapsulated in criticism. There must be a disciplined eye and a wild mind.

Accursed from birth they be Who seek to find monogamy Pursuing it from bed to bed I think they would be better dead

It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard.

It's a small apartment, I've barely enough room to lay my hat and a few friends.

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of their tires.

Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.