1,082 Quotes by Douglas Adams

This man is the bee’s knees, Arthur, he is the wasp’s nipples. He is, I would go so far as to say, the entire set of erogenous zones of every major flying insect of the Western world.

There is no problem so complicated that you can’t find a very simple answer to it if you look at it right.

I always thought something was fundamentally wrong with the universe.

The little waiter’s eyebrows wandered about his forehead in confusion.

I really didn’t foresee the Internet. But then, neither did the computer industry. Not that that tells us very much of course – the computer industry didn’t even foresee that the century was going to end.

I think media are at their most interesting before anybody’s thought of calling them art, when people still think they’re just a load of junk.

So the hours are pretty good then?? he resumed. The Vogon stared down at him as sluggish thoughts moiled around in the murky depths. Yeah,? he said, ’but now you come to mention it, most of the actual minutes are pretty lousy.

I don’t say that I don’t believe in God because that implies that there is a God for me not to believe in.

Obviously somebody had been appallingly incompetent and he hoped to God it wasn’t him.