1,082 Quotes by Douglas Adams

But she was finding it increasingly easy to believe that God, if there was a God, and if it was remotely possible that any godlike being who could order the disposition of particles at the creation of the Universe would also be interested in directing traffic on the M4, did not want her to fly to Norway either.

Life, will be a very great deal less weird without you!

The impossible did not bother him unduly. If it could not possibly be done, then obviously it had been done impossibly. The question was how?

The impossible did not bother him unduly. If it could not possibly be done, then obviously it had been done impossibly.

Looks like a fish, moves like a fish, steers like a cow.

As soon as Mr. Prosser realized that he was substantially the loser after all, it was as if a weight lifted itself off his shoulders: this was more like the world as he knew it.

Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is."(Sass: know, be aware of, meet, have sex with; hoopy: really together guy; frood: really amazingly together guy.)

He was a man who was charged with the work he did in life because he was not one to ask questions - not so much on account of any natural quality of discretion as because he simply could never think of any questions to ask....On the strength of which he had guaranteed himself regular employment for as long as he cared to live.

Sawing a lady in half is easy. Sawing a lady in half and then joining her up together again is less easy, but can be done with practice.