1,082 Quotes by Douglas Adams

The man was awake but not glad to be.

Curiosamente, lo único que pasó por la mente del tiesto de petunias mientras caía fue: "¡Oh, no! Otra vez, no". Mucha gente ha imaginado que si supiéramos exactamente lo que pensó el tiesto de petunias, conoceríamos mucho más de la naturaleza del Universo de lo que sabemos ahora.

the normal background-noise type of guilt that comes from just being alive this far into the twentieth century,

Marvin," he said, "just get this elevator go up will you? We've got to get to Zarniwoop.""Why?" asked Marvin dolefully. "I don't know," said Zaphod, "but when I find him, he'd better have a very good reason for me wanting to see him.

And the most interesting natural structure?A giant, two-thousand-mile-long fish in orbit around Jupiter, according to a reliable report in the Weekly World News. The photograph was very convincing, and I'm only surprised that more-reputable journals like New Scientist, or even just The Sun, haven't followed up with more details. We should be told.

Nevertheless, like every parking lot in the Galaxy throughout the entire history of parking lots, this parking lot smelled predominantly of impatience

Yes, it is true that sometimes unusually intelligent and sensitive children can appear to be stupid. But stupid children can sometimes appear to be stupid as well. I think that's something you might have to consider.

Marvin'in göğsünün derinliklerindeki dişliler gıcırdadı. "Komik," dedi cenaze törenlerine çok uygun bir sesle, "tam hayat daha kötü olamaz derken birden her şey nasıl da daha kötüye gidiyor.

Nobody likes a whistler, particularly not the divinity that shapes our ends.