1,082 Quotes by Douglas Adams

I come in peace...Take me to your lizard.

'These things will become clear to you,' said the old man gently, 'at least,' he added with slight doubt in his voice, 'clearer than they are at the moment.'

It takes an awful lot of time to not write a book.

When people you greatly admire appear to be thinking deep thoughts, they probably are thinking about lunch.

Hundreds of people who've never written before send in 'Dr. Who' scripts. They may have good ideas, but what they fail to realise is that writing for TV is incredibly complicated. They have no idea how difficult it is and what the financial commitment is.

Only by counting could humans demonstrate their independence of computers.

Fifteen years was a long time to be stranded anywhere, particularly somewhere as mind-boggingly dull as Earth.

Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word 'safe' that I wasn't previously aware of.

Did I do anything wrong today," he said, "or has the world always been like this and I've been too wrapped up in myself to notice?