1,082 Quotes by Douglas Adams

The teacher usually learns more than the pupils. Isn't that true? "It would be hard to learn much less than my pupils," came a low growl from somewhere on the table, "without undergoing a pre-frontal lobotomy."

The mere thought hadn't even begun to speculate about the merest possibility of crossing my mind.

Driving a Porsche in London is like bringing a Ming vase to a football game.

Time doesn't necessarily happen in chronological order.

I'm so great even I get tongue-tied talking to myself.

In moments of great stress, every life form that exists gives out a tiny subliminal signal.

After ten years of word processing, I can't even do hand writing anymore.

A cup of tea would restore my normality.

The more I think about our species the more I think we just do stuff and make up explanations later when asked. But it's not true that I would rather write than read. I would rather read than write. To be honest I would rather hang upside down in a bucket than write.