1,082 Quotes by Douglas Adams

There are two things you should remember when dealing with parallel universes. One, they're not really parallel, and two, they're not really universes

The system of life on this planet is so astoundingly complex that it was a long time before man even realized that it was a system at all and that it wasn't something that was just there.

The usual method of finding a little dongly thing that actually matches a gizmo I want to use is to go and buy another one, at a price that can physically drive the air from your body.

Put away your worries, the world is a good and perfect place. It is in fact very easy.

Capital Letters Were Always The Best Way Of Dealing With Things You Didn't Have A Good Answer To.

Imagine a puddle waking up one morning and thinking, " This is an interesting world I find myself in, an interesting hole I find myself in; fits me rather neatly, doesn't it? In fact it fits me staggeringly well! It must have been made to have me in it!

He sniggered. He didn't like to think of himself as the sort of person who giggled or sniggered, but he had to admit that he had been giggling and sniggering almost continuously for well over half an hour now.

As a child, I was an active Christian. I used to love the school choir and remember the carol service as always such an emotional thing.

Siamese Cats have a way of staring at you. Those who have walked in on the Queen cleaning her teeth will know the expression.