33 Quotes by Douglas Clegg

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    Wilma owned a pit bull and they lived in separate trailers, side by side, and sometimes, when she was angry, she and the pit bull looked like kin to him.

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    Do you know that when a man becomes old, he begins to remember what he believed in as a child and it all comes back to him?

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    Love,” he said, “is the darkest gift. It takes all that you are, and it destroys you.

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    Besides, back to the subject of you being nuts, all writers are nuts, didn’t you know that?

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    God was like the phone company: You paid your bill, and sometimes you got cut off anyway.

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    He believed the best use of human beings was as compost or incubators.

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    They ate so much food out of the can, the jar, the tinfoil, the box, that the youngest thought her mother’s name was Sara Lee.

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