79 Quotes by Douglas Horton

While seeking revenge, dig two graves - one for yourself.

When all is lost, ask the I.R.S. - they'll find something.

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity.

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery - drive fast and join the scenery.

Being sorry is the highest act of selfishness, seeing value only after discarding it.

Thinking good thoughts is not enough, doing good deeds is not enough, seeing others follow your good examples is enough.

Desperation is like stealing from the Mafia: you stand a good chance of attracting the wrong attention.

Materialism is the only form of distraction from true bliss.

Thoughts are the gun, words are the bullets, deeds are the target, the bulls-eye is heaven.