20 Quotes by Dov Davidoff

Like clutch ballplayers, prostitutes perform beautifully in the awkward spaces.

Domestic abuse is wrong, but domestic retribution is okay.

Being proud of your nationality is like congratulating yourself for inheriting money.

Cupcakes are the tattooed brunette chick of the baked goods world.

The color red is associated with romance and blood, but not at the same time.

Being anti-social can also mean that you're aware of how annoying it is to be social.

Happiness is a carnival game. It's never as easy as it looks, but the dumb ones always seem to be walking around with a big stuffed animal.

If you hug someone goodbye and their response is what the hell are you doing? you may want to examine you're definition of close friend.

Most people that commit to a life of celibacy weren't leaving that much on the table in the first place.