201 Quotes by Drew Carey

On other shows when they get to the end of the scene, they yell ‘Cut!’ On Whose Line, we yell ‘That’s Enough!’

There’s a game called Checkout where there’s grocery items and it’s how much you think the manufacturer’s suggested retail price is and we add up your total, then your total has to be within $2 of the regular total. I don’t think I could ever win that game.

I’m competitive at everything.

If I wasn’t a comic or TV star, I really wanted to be a photojournalist.

The Marines was a fresh start – that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name.

If frogs could fly – well, we’d still be in this mess, but wouldn’t it be neat?

Nothing’s funny about someone who’s successful.

When asked if he enjoys being famous: Sometimes I like it, sometimes I don’t. I’ve always been a people watcher. I like to go to malls and just sit, and I can’t do that very easily anymore.

George Carlin is kind of my template now because George Carlin before was straight laced regular comic and he had short hair, a tie, suit, nightclub guy. Then he said screw it, let his hair grow, just started telling what he thought was the truth. So that’s what I’m trying to do.