201 Quotes by Drew Carey

If you’re wearing a Bluetooth thing and you’ve got that thing on your belt, you are working for somebody else. You are not the guy in charge. That’s a really good social status indicator.

Listen, you don’t know any better so I’ll just tell you. You can’t try to save money by not having the right beer. You know, you can skip having medical insurance, you can buy everything you own at a swap meet but the right beer is what makes living like this possible.

I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that’s what he told us in the letter...

Funniest thing happened though, you wouldn’t believe it, ha, the mannequins came to life. I went insane.

I am happy that I ran the half-marathon, but to me, just running and saying that I finished a race isn’t enough for me. I want to run the race as best as I can. Working out for pants size isn’t enough. I need a goal or a race to get back on the treadmill every day.

Welcome to ‘Who’s Line Is It Anyway’ the show where everything’s made up and the points don’t matter. That’s right the points are just like Canada.

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they’re so rich, they feel they don’t work that much for all that money – and they don’t, for the amount of money they make.

Trust me, kids – your homework can wait. Don’t need to be doing homework while Whose Line is on; skip it!

That’s the great thing about having your friends around you. I’ve known these guys forever. I really enjoy their company just as people. You couldn’t ask for a better work environment.