201 Quotes by Drew Carey

I am happy that I ran the half-marathon, but to me, just running and saying that I finished a race isn't enough for me. I want to run the race as best as I can. Working out for pants size isn't enough. I need a goal or a race to get back on the treadmill every day.

Just because a guy has a shaved head, pierced nipples, and doesn't have sex with women doesn't make him gay. It just makes him down on his luck.

If I wasn't a comic or TV star, I really wanted to be a photojournalist. That was my other dream job.

I think that if anyone bothered to take a survey, they would find a sharp decline in atheism during the winters in Cleveland, Ohio.

The Marines gave me a really strong sense of discipline and a work ethic that kicks in at my job.

'Green Screen' was a total experiment. I'm glad we did it, but it was just tough on that network to get it going.

I like to think of my house as nothing more than a glorified console for my television; the ultimate stereo cabinet.

But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.

I'm competitive at everything.