201 Quotes by Drew Carey

It should be up to each bar owner and patron to decide if they want to smoke or not.

The best thing about Las Vegas is that no one pretends to be responsible for your behavior like they do in the rest of the country. There's no meddling self-righteous liberals or right-wing Christian demagogues telling you that you can't do something fun with your own time and money. If you can afford it, it's yours.

Exercise is the main thing that helped me lose weight.

Welcome to 'Who's Line Is It Anyway' the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right the points are just like Canada.

There's nothing like the energy in a small comedy club room or a small theater when it's going really well. I can see everybody's face practically in the whole room. There's no cameras in the way, and it's just me.

What good is democracy if you can't get what you want?

I've got to say that I don't see myself as some sort of political type like Alec Baldwin or Barbra Streisand. I don't want to come across like that. I'd be embarrassed if that was the way I came across.

The only way I'd need a pain reliever to enjoy sex is if all of my fantasies came true at the same time.

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.