201 Quotes by Drew Carey
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I loved the old stories in National Lampoon, like the original story the movie Vacation was based on. I used to laugh at them until I cried.
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Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with.
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I just liked stand-up comedy so much. I used to memorize Bill Cosby albums and other people's albums, George Carlin, Flip Wilson.
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When I'm working, I'm going to avoid all media. No newspapers, no magazines, no movies, no radio, no TV. I'm just going to do creative work.
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I could still eat a cheeseburger if I wanted to. I just can't have them every day.
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What right does a politician have to tell me what I can and cannot watch? Change the channel if you don't like what's on TV!
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I wish I could end every rap song I didn't like with a buzzer.
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The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them.
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You know what I worry about? I worry that when I hit my head, it pushes my hair into my brain, and it will eventually kill me.
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