31 Quotes by Drew Curtis

Most people treat the news media like the exercise bike they have in their basement. They’re glad it’s there but they never use it.

We usually break our records every Monday, so we’ll see what turns up tonight after midnight. Next month it’ll probably be higher, which is always weird.

Don’t fight the patent, fight the infringement.

Don’t negotiate with terrorists; patent trolls have done more damage to the United States economy than any domestic or foreign terrorist organization in history, every year.