59 Quotes by Dustin Diamond

These days, everyone is a writer, producer and movie star. You post something on the web, get enough hits, and suddenly you have TV show.

There's people that figure if they hang out with you, all of a sudden they're going to be successes. I've had two or three stalkers in my life

I don't really go back over my old shows, but I'll see them occasionally, mostly I want to go back and change things about the character as I look at them.

Stand-up in general is the most raw form of entertainment. There is no pyrotechnics or back-up dancers, it's just live and die by your jokes, that's it.

Chess is a game that benefits people of all ages, especially kids, in any area of life, business, problem solving, and social skills. Chess has the unique ability to combine focus, concentration, imagination, coordination, teamwork, and leadership all at the same time.

I like bands that people have never heard of, like Lamb and Mr. Bungle. Mr. Bungle is actually the group that made me really want to form a band.

I’m a shepherd, not a sheep, and I’ve always prided myself on being a leader and not a follower.

I’m left handed, but my dad taught me to play guitar right-handed.

It pisses me off, people are idiots, but what are you going to do? The world is full of idiots. That’s why we’ll never have flying cars. People don’t know how to drive.