59 Quotes by Dustin Diamond

There are a lot of girls that will try to hook up with you, then try to have your kid because they figure they’re going to get all this money from you.

I’m the guy who will eat something that looks nice when I’m out, but when I take it home in a doggie bag, it’ll sit in the back of my refrigerator until it starts to move.

If we could sell 100,000 units every album, that would rock. We’d have a big cult following, we’d have a built-in fanbase so we could pretty much play anywhere, people would show up and rock out.

There’s people that figure if they hang out with you, all of a sudden they’re going to be successes. I’ve had two or three stalkers in my life.

You see people who are 19 or 20 years old and they don’t even know who The Who is. It’s like, where have you been? Justin Timberlake? C’mon. Where are the roots?

I don’t know who’s worse with little boys, Mario or Michael Jackson.

I’m not a big radio guy, I don’t listen to whatever is the hip new thing.

I’ve been blessed to have done different roles, but I don’t think people see me as funny.

We don’t know what we’re writing until it just comes out. We don’t sit around crunching numbers.