318 Quotes by Dylan Moran

I’m quite a compulsive person-I only worked this out recently-I’m compulsive, but I’m also very indecisive. I don’t know what I want, but I know that I want it now.

Idioms are a big thing in Ireland. They want to fill the time, to show how good they are at talk – it’s a talk-off.

The measure of a conversation is how much mutual recognition there is in it; how much shared there is in it. If you’re talking about what’s in your own head, or without thought to what people looking and listening will feel, you might as well be in a room talking to yourself.

All the shy people are doomed! Natural selection favors the loud and the aggressive.

Don’t you DARE use party as a verb in my shop.

I don’t have lungs anymore! Just two spare bags that flew in under a bridge one day.

I fear we might be losing the basic human facility to be alone – and with that you throw out independent decision-making, what to trust, what not to trust; key stuff – a perilous loss.

Everybody is corrupted by hotel rooms. You can’t help it. It’s the only place in the world where you walk in and the first think you do is steal everything before you take your coat off.

I’m just trying to understand what’s around me as much as anyone else is, really. To draw a bead on a moving target.