318 Quotes by Dylan Moran

My drive to put myself on the line comes from boredom. From that feeling when you go to bed and think, ‘What did I do today?’ It doesn’t have to be something monumental, just a feeling that you really tried to look at something, or look into something.

I don’t know what I want but I know that I want it now.

Now, I meant to talk about something else earlier on, and I’ve forgotten what it was. I’ve remembered what it is again, but I’ve also forgotten. And that’s really what adult life is like most of the time.

I don’t want to do the same thing over and over again.

You know what you are? You’re a beard with an idiot hanging off it.

I write all the time, but you just want to be careful what you put out. That’s all. You want to have the confidence that you’ve done what you need to do to it, because otherwise it’s an exercise in vanity.

We all know smoking is bad. I know I’m going to quit someday, if I thought I wasn’t I’d quit now.

It should not be an act of social disobedience to light a cigarette. Unless you’re actually a doctor working at an incubator.

America’s work ethic is non-stop; it’s not even enshrined in law that workers have to get their two weeks holiday money. But Americans work harder than everyone else I can think of.