171 Quotes by E.W. Howe

A theory is no more like a fact than a photograph is like a person.

Express a mean opinion of yourself occasionally; it will show your friends that you know how to tell the truth.

What is common sense? That which attracts the least opposition that which brings most agreeable and worthy results.

A man has his clothes made to fit him; a woman makes herself fit her clothes.

The man who insists he as good as anybody, believes he is better.

Americans detest all lies except lies spoken in public or printed lies.

The only thing some people do is get older.

A conquered foe should be watched.

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast.