171 Quotes by E.W. Howe

Success does not mean happiness: it means an unusual number of industrious enemies.

Abuse a man unjustly, and you will make friends for him.

We love the Lord, of course, but we often wonder what He finds in us.

Most people eat as if they were fattening themselves for market.

When a man diets, he eats oatmeal in addition to everything else he usually eats.

I have long been disposed to judge men by their average. If it is reasonably high, I am charitable with faults that look pretty black.

The modest person is usually admired, if people ever hear of them.

Youth is about the only thing worth having, and that is about the only thing youth has.

So long as we do not blow our brains out, we have decided life is worth living.