91 Quotes by Ed Helms

This may come as a surprise, given the nature of my job, but I am very guarded and contemplative. I’m not a naturally boisterous person.

When you’re playing a fictional character reacting to the real world, it’s incredibly difficult and confusing and kind of messes with your values a bit.

Whenever I’ve messed around with radio-controlled things, there’s always been a part of me that’s thought, I wonder if there might actually be a little guy piloting these vehicles.

With the tiger you’re always on edge, and you always have to keep your distance. The monkey is far less threatening so you’re more relaxed around the monkey, and I think that’s actually hazardous.

It’s kind of hard to win most elections on anti-family, immorality, and Satan-worship.

April is tax month. If you are having trouble filing your taxes, then you should hire an accountant. They’ll give you the same advice that they’ve given hundreds of corporations – taxes are for douche bags.

Who among us wouldn’t rush out and buy a Pepsi if we thought it would make the Osborne’s disappear?

As an actor, you can really play the intensity and gravity and seriousness of the moment, and just rely on the circumstances being funny. The joke is kind of the situation you’re in, or the way you’re reacting to something, as opposed to the characters just saying something witty.

Probably my favorite thing about watching a movie that I’m in the first time is to see all the things I didn’t know were happening in a scene around me.