56 Quotes by Ed O'Neill

I think I ‘turn off’ women. I’ve a kind of a weird personality. Women may think that I’m a mess.

That’s a big deal for kids, when they come into the kitchen and the teacher is drinking coffee with mom. They react differently on the next day when you say: ‘Sit down and shut-up!’

I knew I was a good stage actor but I had no idea about movies. And I wasn’t a Paul Newman type of guy. That’s why I thought the stage is just right for me.

I loved the movie theater, so I always saw a lot of movies.

Larry David just makes me laugh.

If you can sustain a career over 40 years in this business, you've gotta consider yourself lucky.

We need to elect leaders who have a strong moral compass. Leaders who are honest, straightforward, and tough - with a love of justice and fair play.

I auditioned for 'The Rainmaker.' Nothing. I auditioned for 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.' Nothing. 'Antigone' was my big break. I got a part as a Roman guard. I carried a spear.

I channel surf like probably most people.