37 Quotes by Ed Wood

"Yes, but if you take that crap and put a star in it, then you've got something."

"He's too short, he's too... tall, he's... just not going to work."

"Well, I started thinking about what you were saying about how your movies need to make a profit. Now, what is the one thing, if you put it in a movie, it'll be successful?"

"My girlfriend still doesn't know why her sweaters are always stretched out."

"In the afterlife you don't have to worry about looking for work."

"Modern man is a hard-working human..."

"The wind and the rain, gives this place a gleam that just isn't natural. And the ground, alive with crawling things, crawling death."

"You know, it's an interesting thing when you consider. The Earth people who can think are so frightened by those who cannot: the dead."

"Do you still believe it impossible we exist? You didn't actually think you were the only inhabited planet in the universe. How can any race be so stupid?"

"If I judged anybody I wouldn't have any friends."