37 Quotes by Ed Wood

Do you still believe it impossible we exist? You didn't actually think you were the only inhabited planet in the universe. How can any race be so stupid?

If I judged anybody I wouldn't have any friends.

No, I'm all man. I even fought in WWII. Of course, I was wearing women's undergarments under my uniform.

Home? I have no home. Hunted, despised, living like an animal. The jungle is my home. But I will show the world that I can be its master. I will perfect my own race of people, a race of atomic supermen, which will conquer the world.

One is always considered mad when one perfects something that others cannot grasp.

Are you people insane? I'm the director. I make the casting decisions around here.

They have identified the problem, they have found a solution to the problem, but they have no long-range standards to deal with customer complaints.

Nobody will ever notice that. Filmmaking is not about the tiny details. It’s about the big picture.

My girlfriend still doesn’t know why her sweaters are always stretched out.