37 Quotes by Ed Wood

Do you still believe it impossible we exist? You didn’t actually think you were the only inhabited planet in the universe. How can any race be so stupid?

The wind and the rain, gives this place a gleam that just isn’t natural. And the ground, alive with crawling things, crawling death.

What do you know? Haven’t you heard of suspension of disbelief?

This story’s gonna grab people. It’s about this guy, he’s crazy about this girl, but he likes to wear dresses. Should he tell her? Should he not tell her? He’s torn, Georgie. This is drama.

You know, it’s an interesting thing when you consider. The Earth people who can think are so frightened by those who cannot: the dead.

In the afterlife you don’t have to worry about looking for work.

No, I’m all man. I even fought in WWII. Of course, I was wearing women’s undergarments under my uniform.

Well, I started thinking about what you were saying about how your movies need to make a profit. Now, what is the one thing, if you put it in a movie, it’ll be successful?

You’re the ruler of the universe. Try to show a little taste!