39 Quotes by Eddie Griffin
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The war is really about religion. The war’s between Jesus and Muhammad. The Christians say Jesus is the messenger. Muslims say Muhammad is the messenger. Who gives a expletive who the messenger is did you get the message?
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I believe God wrote the Word in your essence. That’s the genius of my Father. You are born knowing right from wrong. You don’t need a book to tell you that!
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If bribery is good enough for Congress, it’s good enough for me.
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90? 110? You know. It’s a Ferrari, baby – you don’t do 50 in a Ferrari.
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Makes no matter if I’m performing in a grocery store, you’re always gonna get 150%.
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I remember riding across the Brooklyn Bridge about 12 times because they wanted me to keep up with the helicopter, and I said, “Can you have the helicopter keep up with me, my calves are burning!”
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There’s only three major elements. Air, land, which is your flesh and water, which is your blood. You’re walking on a third of yourself. She’s called Mother Earth. She gave birth to your ass. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, your maggot food ass going right back to her!
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It’s definitely a relief that it’s over. It’s been a long season for us, with ups and downs. But we’re going to put it behind us now and we’ve got to try and be a better team.
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In Europe, kids learn at least four languages before they’re out of high school. But our education system is so underfunded, they go to school to buy heroin and an AK-47.
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